This made me LOL and snicker... and then smile happily. My family thought I was off my rocker.
Seriously though! I have been recently working with many women about the disconnectedness women feel about our bodies and our babies in Western culture. Our bodies abilities are thought to be dirty, shameful, so-private-you-blush-and-change-the-topic, and other such shunned things.
For further reading, consider my past rants: